*melomania*
16. Girl. Pansexual. Pescetarian. Deist. Realist. Dreamer. Writer. Singer/Songwriter. Nerd. Obsessed w/ many a thing. Gots an amazing boyfriend^.^ Kik: musicislife333

daeneriss:

hey girl are you a french gothic novel published in 1831 because hunchback of notre damn 

(Source: championofazura)


babyferaligator:

hey i heard u like bad girls, i dont mean to brag or anything but im really really bad. at everything.

(Source: 420dongsquad)


toyota:

If I was showering with you I’d purposely drop the soap

wannajoke:

One Of The Best Feelings

princebunbunboy:

I was reading my class notes and I found this scrawled in the corner: “I’d like to have a big bang with your theory”.

A+ pick up line by me.

(Source: somewaywardson)

Expert Pick-Up Line

suspiciousmeatloaf:

I’m doing a sociology experiment do you moan during sex?

Can you demonstrate?


*hand person a piece of paper with a line on it*
Huh?
It's a *pick up the paper* pick up line.

disrespectfuloptimist:

 

I’d like to have a word with you. The word is sex.